Definitions by Jonny Olive
Tomass
A prophecy has been spread over the millennia by the peoples of central Africa that one day a man called “Tomass” will come and give birth to the chosen one.
The pursuit and insemination of Tomass was first prophesied by Elder Unglukwe the Thick in 3,469 BC.
The prophecy describes Tomass as a man that runs like a flightless bird & has the buttocks of a pulverised flatbread.
The prophecy gained traction in 1991 when a boy who matched this description was born.
This boy is now widely accepted to be the true Tomass that was promised, and there are now very real efforts to capture him and impregnate him.
This manhunt is active and has entered its 35th year, and has spanned every country on earth.
Tommas has eluded all attempts at his capture and remains the core binding objective for these tribes.
The pursuit and insemination of Tomass was first prophesied by Elder Unglukwe the Thick in 3,469 BC.
The prophecy describes Tomass as a man that runs like a flightless bird & has the buttocks of a pulverised flatbread.
The prophecy gained traction in 1991 when a boy who matched this description was born.
This boy is now widely accepted to be the true Tomass that was promised, and there are now very real efforts to capture him and impregnate him.
This manhunt is active and has entered its 35th year, and has spanned every country on earth.
Tommas has eluded all attempts at his capture and remains the core binding objective for these tribes.
Tomass was hunted across land, sea and space by the peoples of central Africa, as they wanted to secure his posterior and breed the chosen one
Tomass by Jonny Olive July 25, 2026