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Definitions by Jonny Cakes

1) An accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) Harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts
1) Jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) The dish-hap occured when Trish wrongly named Josh as a rump-ranger. In truth it was Zak who guzzled jizz.
Dish-hap by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006

loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.
"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"
loin juice by Jonny Cakes June 17, 2006