3 definitions by Jonny, Jared and Jordan

Thats not what she said

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 23, 2010

booze burden

Someone who wants to attend a party but refuses to chip in for booze or bring their own drinks.

Jonny: Can Richie come to the party on Saturday?

Jordan: No way man, that guys a booze burden!

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan October 9, 2010

mouth too big for his balls

Similar to "too big for their boots" and implying that the person in question constantly talks about doing things which they would never have the courage to do.

Alex: Man I hate that prick Jared, next time I see him i'll beat his dick in the dirt.

Jonny: I doubt that dude, he hits the gym a whole lot and all you do is sit around playing Warcraft all day!

Jordan: Forget it Jonny, Alex just has a mouth too big for his balls.

by Jonny, Jared and Jordan October 18, 2010