Skud Zoot

A skud zoot is when you scrape together all your bumpers and combine them into one zoot
"Theres a weed drought, we might have to roll a skud zoot"
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II August 15, 2023
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North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm
by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 29, 2023
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