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UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024
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Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.
Mom: peyonnaise?
Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024
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