peyonnaise

UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz

Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.

Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.

Mom: peyonnaise?

Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024
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peyonnaise

UK: ˈpeɪ.ə.neɪz US: ˈpæn.eɪz

Noun. A mixture between semen and mayonnaise, normally to add extra protein or as substitue when otherwise you run out of mayonnaie. Etymology: portmanteau of "penis" and "mayonnaise".
Mom: Henry made this burger and it tastes different to what we normally have, not that it's bad though.

Stacy: it must be his peyonnaise. He's in bulking program, needs extra protein.

Mom: peyonnaise?

Dad: it is when you adds nuts loads into mayonnaise. Henry, can you make daddy one burger too?
by Jonathan Woen December 31, 2024
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