2 definitions by Jonathan Root

Never Assume Southerners Can Actually Read
Joe was not well read, but man could he hold his own at the NASCAR preshow event. He won the drinking and sunburned event all from the comfort of his Budweiser jacuzzi that was strapped to the top of his tired hoopty.
by Jonathan Root February 3, 2006
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Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up. The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined.
by Jonathan Root March 14, 2006
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