Definitions by Jonathan Root
NASCAR
Joe was not well read, but man could he hold his own at the NASCAR preshow event. He won the drinking and sunburned event all from the comfort of his Budweiser jacuzzi that was strapped to the top of his tired hoopty.
NASCAR by Jonathan Root April 9, 2006
Jalapidated
Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up. The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined.
Jeff's hat was jalapidated.
Jalapidated by Jonathan Root March 31, 2006