Jonathan O'Neal's definitions

BOATS

Big Ole Ass and Titties. A chick who has a big ole ass and some big ole titties.

Dude, that chick at Shooters had some boats!

by Jonathan O'Neal November 13, 2005

TMFTV

Too Much For TV. Whenever you see something that is completely insane, and no one should see it, it's TMFTV.

Dude, that was TMFTV

by Jonathan O'Neal October 29, 2005