1 definition by Jonathan Steele
Old white white lady found in the nooks and crannies of hair salons and huge churches. She will most definitely know all your sins and business before you do, and she will invite you to eat while condemning you for all your sins and then will leave you with the bill. She always has brown curled hair and badly applied red lipstick and nail polish. They can smell wine a mile away, and they always smell like cheap perfume and cobwebs. She will be seen in leopard print at the club on tuesdays (but she will claim it’s bible study). Also wears “Statement jewelry” that has nothing to do with their outfit and is black with gold.
The new prospect Barbara and the Vietnamese nail salon Barbara got in this huge fight! They were both drunk on cheap wine and fighting over another woman’s ex husband.
by Jonathan Steele December 7, 2018