Jon Richalds's definitions

chewloogie

A tool used when someone is in utter disgust of something or when in need of a threat. To do it, one must have a fat dip of Grizzly between their lip and gum. Then, hock a loogie, but the chew spit will mix in, creating something that will definitely ruin someones day.

Alex: Jon, you stole my pizza rolls.

Jon: No I didn't, and if you say it again, I will spit a chewloogie in your face.

Alex: NOOO! That will ruin my day for sure.

by Jon Richalds March 8, 2008

tits muffins

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.

Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!

by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009