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chewloogie

A tool used when someone is in utter disgust of something or when in need of a threat. To do it, one must have a fat dip of Grizzly between their lip and gum. Then, hock a loogie, but the chew spit will mix in, creating something that will definitely ruin someones day.
Alex: Jon, you stole my pizza rolls.

Jon: No I didn't, and if you say it again, I will spit a chewloogie in your face.

Alex: NOOO! That will ruin my day for sure.
by Jon Richalds March 8, 2008
mugGet the chewloogiemug.

tits muffins

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.
Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!
by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009
mugGet the tits muffinsmug.

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