postern

an entrance that no one really knows about, an un recognised entrance
The cops came in the front so we cheesed it out the postern.
by Jon Provance December 04, 2006
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smoofer

a frind of jon that is named brook
brook is such a smoofer
by Jon Provance November 30, 2006
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