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Spanktard
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A person so stupid you feel
the need
to spank their
dumb ass
into
cognitive
awareness. see slaptard
I've seen
cups
of
coffee
with more
intelligence
than you spanktard!
Spanktard
by
Jon Merlin
May 10, 2006
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