Definitions by Jon Craptree

cherry tomato 

one big heaping ball of vein and tissue, that scares the shit out of you, as it emerges from your asshole. the grand-daddy of all giant hemorroids, usually caused by painting in extreme temperatures without underwear.

Honey, can I borrow a Kotex? I've got a fucking cherry tomato in my ass that's gonna blow!

cherry tomato by Jon Craptree August 22, 2009