Jolly shmoe's definitions

Shooty bum

A sudden stabbing pain in your arse hole that causes you to stand up dramatically

Me:“Ooooooo ooo ooo ooohhhhh fuuuuck fuck fuck fuuuuuck ahhhhhhh “
Friend:wtf was that?!

Me : just had really bad shooty bum

by Jolly shmoe June 26, 2020