Johon Valdez's definitions

Shelby

Term referring to the fairer gender, specifically a female who is so fine that she causes all passers by to begin to say SH...it but knowing that they would not be bump ugly s if she is offended the male counterparts finish the term accordingly Sh....elby
These particular females tend to enjoy string cheese and flavored water :)

(While driving past a top notch hottie {beautiful girl})

John: Holy Sh......, homie did you see that Shelby?

Passenger: lookout....crash...

by Johon Valdez October 6, 2010