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Steaming blumpkin

A combination of a steaming dragon and a blumpkin. A female or male administers oral sex to a male while he sits on the toilet and goes number two, subsequently as the male finishes the semen ejects out of her /his nostrils resembling a dragon with a steaming nose.

Sally gave John pork a steaming blumpkin the other day.

Steaming blumpkin by Johnporkington August 6, 2026