Definitions by Johnny twotoes

Windshield Glazer 

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

Windshield Glazer by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

Elapseterbate by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009