2 definitions by Johnny twotoes

Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny twotoes November 23, 2009