Definitions by Johnny spots
blarf
when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
blarf by Johnny spots February 1, 2005
Radical Slap
When you stick your dick in a bitches cunt and she quiefs so hard, you can feel the bubbles of gas slide by your dick and slap the sides bitch haha. Gilford Milton.com
Radical Slap by Johnny spots January 27, 2005