blarf

when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
by Johnny spots February 01, 2005
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When you stick your dick in a bitches cunt and she quiefs so hard, you can feel the bubbles of gas slide by your dick and slap the sides bitch haha. Gilford Milton.com
Mike Mayne farts out his penis?
by Johnny spots January 28, 2005
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