Johnny X.'s definitions

Brooklyn

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!

It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Tim Robbins

A 6-foot, 6-inch giant of an actor who for some reason claims to be only 6-foot-4 and a half. Known for his low-key roles, as exemplified by great films such as The Shawshank Redemption, Jacob's Ladder, and Mystic River.

People like Tim Robbins are far better actors than liberal activists.

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005