Johnny X.'s definitions

Brooklyn

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!

It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.

I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005