Johnny X.'s definitions

Brooklyn

Annoying city on western Long Island where white kids living in suburban neighborhoods live their day-to-day lives under the strange delusion that they are residents of New York City. They typically brag about their place of residence, believing it to be the only "real" place on the planet (as though other cities somehow are less existent.) They groan and moan that letting Kings County be annexed by NYC was the "Great Mistake", yet they desperately try to be Manhattan and go to embarrasing ends (wearing pants that look like garbage bags) to accomplish that futile task.

Face it, Brooklyn wiggers: Harlem was a "ghetto" long before Flatbush!

It's "Brooklyn NY" NOT "New York NY"
"718" NOT "212"
"Kings County" NOT "New York County"
"112--" NOT "100--"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Staten Island

Extension of New Jersey and the country's garbage dump. Is more like some dump city in Upstate New York than like Manhattan. The only boro where you will actually find real-live rednecks.

Staten Island once wanted to secede from NYC; Giuliani should have let them.

The South once wanted to secede from the US; Lincoln should have let them!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005