Johnny X.'s definitions

Yonkers

Moderately respectable city in Westchester NY. Many wiggers here think they are from the Bronx, much in the way all the Italian kids in Staten Island think they are from Brooklyn. In short, if all these outerboros fell off the face of the earth I don't think anyone in my neighborhood would honestly care.

OK, yes, parts of Yonkers are indeed ghetto, but I don't see why that's exactly something to brag about...

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Westchester

Suburban tract of land where people identify a little too much with NYC, as they don't actually live there. Face it, no one in Manhattan cares if you lived in the Bronx until you were 3 years old and then moved to Serene Hills, NY or wherever.

Why didn't Bill just move to the Upper East Side? What the hell is up in Chappaquiddick that's so great?

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005