2 definitions by Johnny Twotoes

Top Definition
The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.
Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.
by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009
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The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.
Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!
by Johnny Twotoes November 23, 2009
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