Johnny Simmons's definitions
1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.
2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.
3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.
3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
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