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Choking the turtle
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Clenching
one's
butt cheeks
to prevent a
bowel movement
.
I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito,
I've been
choking the turtle for
the last
15 minutes
.
by
Johnny Quag
September 23, 2014
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