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Rule 27

If music is playing, you must dance

1: Here's the fight song
2: Come on, we've gotta dance
1: What? Why?
2: Rule 27

by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009

Rule 11

If two friends of opposite gender are bored for over an hour, they must engage in sexual experimentation

Girl: God, there's nothing to do.
Guy: How long have we just been sitting here?
Girl: Over an hour.
Guy: Rule 11

by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009