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Definitions by Johnny Mc Biscuit

Sprihincular Manslaughter 

The crime of running over a sprinkler.
Person 1: I just ran through some sprinklers to cool down it was so fun
Person 2: What the actual fuck dude that’s sprihincular manslaughter they’ll never see their families again

bastardonym 

A placeholder for things like synonym and acronym when you can't remember the exact prefix.
Person 1: "what's a word that sounds similar? Is it like a synonym or some shit?"
Person 2: "fuck it, it's a bastardonym."

LCD Projector 

The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.
Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there
LCD Projector by Johnny Mc Biscuit February 3, 2020