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One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Dont be so Mayomug. noun verb
An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Albombmug. by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
Get the Spam Jamminmug.