Johnny Mc Awesome's definitions

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.

by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008

Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

ROFLbate

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.

Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!

by johnny mc awesome August 8, 2009