3 definitions by Johnny Lasagna

When people be spreading rumors that you got crabs or some other fungus in your nether regions...
“Maaan...I got a lotta bad Pube-lice-ity right now...this girl been saying I got mad crabs to everyone”
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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When you're on the dancefloor at a club, and the male dance partner, particularly of the middle eastern variety, attempts to ram his first so far up the vagina of the female, that she will never feel pain giving birth again.

basic term: fisting on the dancefloor.

Also known as basically, "The Palm".
Yo man I was at 1280 and I gave this Sharron girl the Palm of Islam.
by Johnny Lasagna November 12, 2010
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A tutorial provided to a “boomer” so they can understand how to use current technologies.
Dad: “Hey, son...what’s this tik-tok video thingy everyone is talking about...I’m not sure how to use it or set up my face profile thing-a-ma-jig

Son: “well, dad...it sounds like I need to give you a boomtorial on how to use tik-tok”
by Johnny Lasagna February 24, 2021
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