Definitions by JohnBaron

popeye 

When one of a girl's nipples is hard, and the other one isn't. As if her tits are winking at you.

A girl with one nipple poking through her shirt is walking toward you. As she approaches you say;

"What's up Popeye?"

She looks down in embarrasment and gives you a blowjob to forgive her condition.

popeye by JohnBaron December 21, 2007

S.S.C.B.D. 

"Stall, Spin, Crash, Burn, Die" An acronym used by pilots to describe an airplane crash caused by pilot error.

"Man, you hear about that crash at the airport last week?"

"Yea, it was an S.S.C.B.D."

"What a dumbass"

S.S.C.B.D. by Johnbaron December 21, 2007