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Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now
Donald Trump is Historically Attractive
by John mojo January 30, 2021
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Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now
Donald Trump is Historically Attractive
by John mojo January 30, 2021
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