26 definitions by John Wock
When you shit in your oven so much poo starts to leak out of the creases of the oven and all over the floor.
by John Wock May 23, 2023
This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.
Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
Boy: Hey Girlll did u know I'm champion on hoops (Drools and violently shits himself)
Girl: Eww get away from me, it smells like you shit your pants u remined me of Muse_HD.
Girl: Eww get away from me, it smells like you shit your pants u remined me of Muse_HD.
by John Wock April 12, 2022
Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
by John Wock August 22, 2022
Person 1: omg I'm on the motorbike about to do the dirty pavle
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!
person 2: omg have fun getting smashed in the bum!
by John Wock August 22, 2022