Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Googly Gamer

Best youtuber to ever exist literally cracked at any game he plays and gets all the bitches.

person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!

by John Wock April 14, 2022

lomft

This means Laughing on my fucking toes

Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!

by John Wock May 21, 2023

Jayden Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.

Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.

Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.

by John Wock May 21, 2023