Definitions by John Wock

Googly Gamer 

Best youtuber to ever exist literally cracked at any game he plays and gets all the bitches.

person 1: OMG he is so good at this game!
Cracked player: yeah I know...
Person 1: OMG you must be googly gamer!

Googly Gamer by John Wock April 14, 2022

Eban

A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.

Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban

Eban by John Wock April 12, 2022

Evan san 

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

Evan san by John Wock April 12, 2022

Muse_HD

A lonely virgin that plays rocket league everyday and gets no pussy.

Boy: Hey Girlll did u know I'm champion on hoops (Drools and violently shits himself)
Girl: Eww get away from me, it smells like you shit your pants u remined me of Muse_HD.

Muse_HD by John Wock April 12, 2022

Upstream Tristo 

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

Upstream Tristo by John Wock April 9, 2022