John Wock's definitions

Muse_HD

A lonely virgin that plays rocket league everyday and gets no pussy.

Boy: Hey Girlll did u know I'm champion on hoops (Drools and violently shits himself)
Girl: Eww get away from me, it smells like you shit your pants u remined me of Muse_HD.

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Upstream Tristo

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

by John Wock April 9, 2022

Hectbolical

When you see something awesome, exciting or very good. This word is a combination Hectic, Diabolical, Shambolic

Person 1: Omg bro did u see that chick over there!
Person 2: Yeah bro she was Hectbolical!

by John Wock September 14, 2023

Jayden Rizz

This type of Rizz is where you can sexually seduce anyone without even trying. All it takes is 1 look from a Jayden and your seduced there is now no going back. your forcefully give the Jayden all your money and assets you own and vow to never leave his side. You get penetrated in the ass every night and feen for more everyday.

Person 1: Omg did u know susie got rizzed by a jayden?!!?!
Person 2: Omg yeah I Heard about that she got the Jayden Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Pavle Rizz

This type of rizz is where you dominantly seduce your uncle and for him to having anal with you after you have anal sex than you get married with your uncle.

Person 1: Did you here about the dude that married his uncle?
Person 2: oh yeah I did he must of done the Pavle Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023