John Wilmer's definitions

Clean the kitchen

The act of cleaning out one's colon in preparation of anal sex (i.e. an enema). Derived from the coloration similarities of the brownie and fecal matter.

Note: During colloquial use, it is customary to replace "the" with a possessive pronoun such as "your", "his", or "her".

Innuendo: If you clean the kitchen prior to anal sex, it can facilitate a healthy colon.

Colloquial: Did you clean your kitchen yet? I want to post a video online.

by John Wilmer December 19, 2007