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When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
by John wayne March 8, 2016
Get the poon metermug. A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the humpamug. A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the humpamug. A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne May 13, 2005
Get the humpamug. by John Wayne January 12, 2005
Get the bone dancemug.