humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.

Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.

by John Wayne March 04, 2005

Hokie Pokie

This is when you put your right foot in someones ass

you put your right foot in you take your right foot out do the hokie pokie and shake it all about!!

by John Wayne September 16, 2004

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne December 02, 2015

rim juice

Juice that has freshly poured from the A-hole of Tony's mother, drunken, by only those crazy enough to have rode her.

I totally F'd Tony's mother in the A last night, i was baw deep in her ass. Then she let me sip on her rim juice

by John Wayne June 07, 2004

redneck

normally someone who lives in rural parts of the south, drives a jacked up 4x4 pick-up, spends the weekend hunting and/or fishin',wears boots and a fish hook on their camo hats. if anybody is racist it's white yankees. Us good rednecks despise the KKK. color of skin doesn't matter to us.

Gretchin Wilson ain't no redneck, she grew up in illinois.

by john wayne December 02, 2004