John Sturtevant's definitions

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Crankxious

Cranky and anxious at the same time.

Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.

by John Sturtevant April 10, 2007

Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007