João

If you have a João you have almost everything.

He's a loyal compassionate companion for life.

You should never betray Joao's trust, for it may wound him in many ways.

If you are Joao's girlfriend, keep in mind that you will live a comfortable humble life.

If your name is Raquel, please ignore the text above. You'll do anything you want... And everything will be fine.

João, que faz esta roupa em cima do sofá?