John Roshi's definitions

drain the dragon

a slang expression for "urinate."

I've been drinking too much; I have to go drain the dragon.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003

low bandwidth

A slang expression for someone who seems unintelligent or dimwitted. It's intended to be a humorous derivation of the tech term bandwidth.

The low bandwidth bouncer at the door couldn't do the math to figure out if I was of legal age to enter.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003