Definitions by John Q. Citizen

Frubby 

A contraction of "frumpy" and "chubby". Used to describe a person who is both portly and of a dull demeanor.

I like frubby girls. Their low self-esteem makes them easier to pick up.

Frubby by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

Jam Candle 

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

Jam Candle by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010