John Petersen's definitions

beat the sam

Coming from ancient Greek, this phrase means to literally beat off someone named Sam, Sambo, Sanchez, Sammy, Samuel, or Salsazar.

I beat the Sam twice a day for two weeks.

by John Petersen August 1, 2004

Orbotice

verb.

The act of utter destruction and domination. See also: pwnage

I orboticed on your ass

That tactic practically orboticed itself man.

by John Petersen December 3, 2003