Definitions by John Petersen

beat the sam

Coming from ancient Greek, this phrase means to literally beat off someone named Sam, Sambo, Sanchez, Sammy, Samuel, or Salsazar.

I beat the Sam twice a day for two weeks.

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verb.

The act of utter destruction and domination. See also: pwnage

I orboticed on your ass

That tactic practically orboticed itself man.

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