1 definition by John P. Smith
There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.
"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"
"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."
"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."
by John P. Smith April 25, 2008