John P James's definitions

psuedo nigger

A person of european descent who thinks they are black. They will exhibit traits normally associated with a stereotype black gangster type.

Dave is a psuedo nigger.

by John P James June 19, 2008

budgie masseuse

A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.

Wow, you're hung like a budgie masseuse.

by John P James June 19, 2008