Brittney

Has an extremely long neck. Will deep throat anything except an actual dick. She screams all the time and flinches at the slightest movement. She's very book smart but basically a vegetable when it comes to street smarts. Yet she claims shes a thug. She loves Tom Cruise, and hates being called Britney Spears. She's pretty much a basic white girl in most ways.

Reilly: "That girl seems pretty slow"

Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"