2 definitions by John Monroe

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy
Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.
by John Monroe March 15, 2005
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Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
by John Monroe March 11, 2005
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