Definitions by John Monroe

pity fuck 

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy

Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.

pity fuck by John Monroe March 14, 2005

toss a salad 

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

toss a salad by John Monroe March 10, 2005