John Monroe's definitions

toss a salad

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.

This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.

by John Monroe March 10, 2005

pity fuck

Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy

Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.

by John Monroe March 14, 2005