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Definitions by John McGummyBear
the metal touch
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Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be
funny
.
Fucking
cringe
.
Dave
, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so
funny
my name is
lucy
and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa
the metal touch
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John McGummyBear
May 7, 2021
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