Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.