John Mark Hose's definitions

Jessy Syndrome

Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger

George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.

David - He has Jessy Syndrome

George - How do you know?

David - Cause I had it...

George - Had?

David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.

by John Mark Hose July 18, 2009