John Lismore's definitions

Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.

That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick

by John Lismore February 23, 2024

Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere

Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked

by John Lismore February 23, 2024