Brandan’s dick

The SMALLEST thing you will ever see.
That dust molecule is as big as Brandan’s dick
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon has the biggest piece of meat you will ever see.
As soon as you lock eyes with that huge piece of steak you will be mesmerised squirting everywhere
Last night I accidentally looked at Brandon, it was soaked
by John Lismore February 23, 2024
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