Javier

Javier is the type of guy who eats alot and fucks bicthes like dudes fuck their dogs. Javier is normal the name of a fat guy who looks like biggie smalls and the normally the 2nd biggest in the group. He is usually the fun and quiet type unless he knows you. He is very kind and Mexican and will grow up to beat his wife because he’s drunk he loves and then has an affair with his new born son and goes to court to be proven guilty and then because the man of the yard house

Wife: Babe can you watch the kids while I breast feed our baby?
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!

by John Lanthrope November 21, 2023