John Keats's definitions

shit on the street

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

by John Keats December 9, 2008

giant tea

A very large cup of tea that is used in social situations to express relaxation.

"By gum, look at that relaxed man sitting in the corner with his giant tea!"

by John Keats December 9, 2008

curry zimbabwe

This is a delectable type of curry which is championed by Ian McNeice. Eat it at your own peril.

"I could really do with a Curry Zimbabwe"

by John Keats December 14, 2008