John Jacobsen's definitions

slimming

"Slimming" is the vaginal or anal insertion of a liquor (usually vodka) soaked tampon for the purpose of rapid intoxication.

Usually an attempt by a teenager to avoid detection of alcohol on their breath.

guy: What was she drinking last night? She was TRASHED!
girl: Oh, she was slimming!

by John Jacobsen June 18, 2008

amsome

Amsome is like awesome, but way amsomer. This originated from a very bad tattoo proclaiming "I'm amsome"

Did you see my new tat? It says "I'm amsome"

by John Jacobsen August 24, 2008