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Procrasturbate
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To put off a task until
you are
finished
masturbating
.
I was
going
to go to
school
, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the
bus
.
Procrasturbate
by
John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit
October 6, 2009
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