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John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit's definitions
Procrasturbate
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To put off a task until
you are
finished
masturbating
.
I was going to
go to school
,
but then
I procrasturbated, and I
missed the bus
.
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John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit
October 6, 2009
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