1 definition by John Flips
A Handsome Guy That Deserves Everything. Especially When Grandma Sandy Or Aunt Brittany Say No. They Are Just Jealous That They Can't Have A Big Booty Like Zaiden's. Zaiden Is Super Hot Has An Annoying Brother Reese, Annoying Brother Darien, Annoying Brother Chance, and A Pretty Cool Sister Named Jaelynn. He deserves A Very Pretty And Great Personality Girl. He May Break All His Hoes Hearts' Especially His Main Chris. His Aunt Brittany Loves to Flirt With Old Men And Really Like Saggy Balls. His Grandmother Sandy Always Has Pain, She is Super Old, She's Like 138 Years Old But Somehow She Still Manages To Live. His Dad Is The Best Dad And His Mom Is Alrighty Mighty MEAN. All His Brothers try To Beat Him Up But They Can't Because They Are WEAK. His Main Chick Brooklyn Deserves Him.
by John Flips August 30, 2019