John Eli's definitions

Pud

def 1: A pud may be a fool, a failure, or an absolute loser.

def 2: A pud may be a large male penis.

def 1: Little Nelson could not even tie his own shoes, the father spoke to little Nelson, "What a Pud."

def 2: I watched my father beat his large pud on my bed.

by John Eli January 29, 2019