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hornwaggle

An incredibly painful sex position involving a Nixon mask, a toothbrush, and approximately 4 liters of water-proof lubricant; usually associated as the position of choice by khaled

Mike: "Yo me and my girl were up all night doing the hornwaggle"
Teresa: "Get away from me you depraved miscreant, no wonder you bleeding"

by John Doe6969696969 January 3, 2014